What you hold before you (or are about to read digitally) is a priceless artifact—the work of an American hero all but forgotten to history due to nothing less than the largest conspiracy of our day.
A year ago, I would have thought this total bunk, as I’m certain many of you do. Then again, I’ve found the truth rarely subtle (although sometimes invisible until it cracks its knuckles across your cheek). While the vast majority considers Brown’s writings nothing more than entertaining pulp fiction, a fervent minority of which I now ascribe considers these pulps as cunning attempts to preserve factual events in the face of a concerted effort to subvert them.
Little is known for certain about the original author. He was the great grandfather of David Mark Brown, IV, and founder of The Truth in History Society. He lived during the late 19th and early 20th centuries as a writer in what is now known as The Democratic Republic of Texicas.
Believed to be an orphan, Brown learned to support himself as a dime novelist by the age of 16. His body of work is thought to be extensive, with over three-quarters yet to be recovered. That’s where I come in. Despite the controversy, and indeed attempts on my life, I have undertaken the task of recovering, editing, and chronologizing what has become known as the Lost DMB Files.
A copy of Twitch and Die! was given to David Mark Brown, II, on his twelfth birthday and preserved as a family heirloom to this day. I have made only minor edits to the original text and now present it to you in print and digital format. Without further ado, enjoy Twitch and Die!
Professor Jim “Buck” Buckner